Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Old Man and the Freaks

"The end is coming! Can you feel it?!"

Okay you idiots, how many of you actually believed the old fart's biblical balderdash about the world ending yesterday? I didn't, that's for sure. Wake up! We're still here! That crazy galoot Harold Camping is obviously lying to his whole country and I may say, because he's presumably trying to psyche us out, he's kind of dangerous. That old bastard is said to be in hiding, but I still think someone should just put that stupid 89-year-old out of his misery so we don't have to put up with his malevolent mumbo-jumbo. If any of you believed that maniacal old fart, you're all fools. And if any of you blew your money trying to live life before this and are now broke, I don't pity you at all because you foolishly believed an old geezer's savage speech. Harold Camping, we all hate you! It'll be the end of your world before the whole planet dies.

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