Monday, April 30, 2012

A World Where Only Reverse Psychology Exists

Now, someone please tell me this isn't true.  But unfortunately, it is, isn't it?  That is the real way this stupid world works, isn't it?  You tell someone something, they'll do either the opposite or not do it at all.  It's because we got brainless people existing who either haven't got a clue or try to make the one who's trying to tell them seem dumber.  It's idiotic, but sad to say, we are all living in a world of reverse psychology, especially here in the United States.  Hardly anyone is mature enough to listen.  The average human mind is susceptible to just about anything, including fear and greed.  Immature school students do not take their education seriously.  The country is deteriorating bit by bit because of Republican politicians and their evil plans to rule the world with iron fists.  So, if someone says something, people will just use it as leverage to do the opposite.  And if anyone so much as disagrees with me, you are to answer to me now.  What's it gonna be?  Will you admit to the painful truth?  Or argue with me just to make me look dumb?

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Nine Endings to the Once Star Fox Legacy

After all these years, the game Star Fox Command still seems to be the latest in the Star Fox series, so it's presumed that the series has ended on nine different terms.  In light of the multiple paths on how the book can close, I present to you a web site created exclusively for guidance to the game.

So, how does the Star Fox legacy end?  You decide.  Well...that is, after clearing the game's story campaign the first time around and viewing its default ending, Ending 3:  The Anglar Emperor.  I can only surmise that these nine different endings are how the Star Fox series has ended since there's no word that a future game is even in the works as of now.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Phineas and Ferb, What Gives?

I'm saying this because at the rate things are going, the show Phineas and Ferb may not get all their Season 3 episodes aired in time for the finale this summer.  Unless they're saving a bunch of episodes for the summer, unlikely, things are gonna fall out of place if Disney Channel doesn't do something about this mess.  C'mon, gimme a sign here!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

"Mon Cherie, J'etaime" Just Got a Whole New Meaning

Well, what do you know...  Even Buford has it in him... well, at least he did once.  Here's the deal.  In the Phineas and Ferb episode "Buford Confidential", three Fireside Girls from France make their appearances and Buford recognizes the one named Brigitte as his former lover back when he went to Paris himself a year ago.  The two fell in love and Buford learned to speak fluent French for her.  Now this explains how he was able to do so in "Summer Belongs To You" and it also explains him saying, "Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by the imagination" and why he says that Paris does it to him every time, as if he had visited Paris once before.  But something had to happen.  Something had to have gone wrong somewhere.  Because it is stated that the two of them are not lovers anymore, and I mean besides that they live in separate countries.  Then again, Buford had become a bully years ago, so that could be a factor, except that he only really bullies nerds and Baljeet is his numero uno.  So what really happened?  Find out in "Buford Confidential", assuming it has the answers.

There, you see?  Whether things fall out or not, if scenes like these can happen, adding on that Buford was a year younger by technicality, why in the hell do we still not see any advances in Phineas and Isabella's relationship?  Their time in Paris was a complete blowout compared to Buford's, so this would probably be grounds to make 'Phinbella' fans cry.  Because at least Buford had charm while Phineas currently has zilch, technically, and is only attracted to things that aren't even cute at all.  To be blunt, Phineas and Isabella's relationship has been one-sided for too long.  Next thing you know, we're gonna hear of Ferb having a secret girlfriend or something, leaving Phineas last on the line.  Typical and ironic.

The Loyalty of Tori Meadows

"Go, Yuma!"

Meet one girl who has an undying loyalty to Yuma Tsukumo from the anime Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Tori Meadows (Kotori Mizuki in Japanese)!  No matter what happens, she's always there for Yuma, by his side, even present in all of his duels so far, cheering him on.  When Yuma challenges the impossible, she is the only person who doesn't laugh, when even his friend Bronk does.  It's like she worries about him and is concerned for him, so I think it's more than safe to assume she has feelings for Yuma.  Now, the one problem with this is that when previous similar stuff happens, there are no hints that relationships are carried any further to the point where we say, "Yep, they're definitely gonna be an item."  So we gotta ask ourselves here.  Will this show be different?  Will Yuma and Kotori become an item towards the series' end, whenever that is?  Hell, will Kotori even kiss Yuma?  Not a bad idea, but sad to say, Yu-Gi-Oh! pairings never carry on the whole nine yards.  Not even Yugi and Téa did.  So what's the problem, Studio Gallop?  I know the show doesn't fixate on such stuff, but that doesn't mean it should be ruled out entirely.

Can't Keep a Card Looked Down On

In May 2012, Japan is set to release Duelist Edition Volumes 1 and 2 for the Yu-Gi-Oh! Original Card Game and in it, there will be two new cards once exclusive to the anime series Yu-Gi-Oh! GX - Miracle Contact and Advanced Dark, both Spell cards used by Jaden Yuki and Jesse Anderson respectively.  And as expected, Advanced Dark has been changed due to the exclusion of the Advanced Crystal Beast archetype from the card game, making the Attributes of Crystal Beast monsters DARK instead.  This seems to be mainly a good incentive to make Rainbow Dark Dragon much easier to summon, but hey, who should complain about that?  Miracle Contact is very similar to Miracle Fusion, except that it works for Neos Fusion Monsters.  Just think of how much simpler summoning something huge such as Elemental HERO Magma Neos will be with this card?  Former big guns from earlier times can still be as powerful as ever without having to shift to new generations.  So try reverting back to the classic cards sometime.  You'll be surprised at how good they can still be nowadays.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Even Fanon Couples Could Oust Prospective Canon Couples!

Phineas Flynn, one of the main protagonists from Phineas and Ferb, continues to as good as remain oblivious to the affections of Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, neighbor across the street and longtime friend of Phineas and his stepbrother Ferb. And although it's better than the prototype alternative, in which Phineas notices her crush on him, but is annoyed by it, it's still getting old right about now. In light of this, I'm ready to give up on them should nothing happen by the time Season 4 rolls around. Here's an even cuter "couple" though - the fan-made pairing of Tails the Fox and Cream the Rabbit from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Awww, look how cute they are together. They can even beat out Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose, owing to that Cream is sweet and innocent while Amy can be temperamental and violent at times. It just goes to show that fanon couples can be made to be better than canon couples. It may seem funny to show kids in love, but from my point of view, the younger children are, the cuter couples they make. After all, it is still considered love... and love is love. Tails is 8 years old and Cream is 6 years old! Kawaii, baby!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Definition of "Cute" (Meap Ain't It)

All right, it's time to get honest here. Regarding the Phineas and Ferb episodes "The Chronicles of Meap" and "Meapless in Seattle", I'm really starting to wonder here. What is it in Phineas and Ferb's heads (oh, and Stacy as well) that make them think this Meap guy is the cutest thing ever? I mean, just look at him. Does this really look "cute" to you? I'm gonna go out on a limb now and be brutally honest here, but Meap really isn't that cute at all. He's just small. So quite frankly, Isabella couldn't have put it better when she tries to hint to Phineas that he doesn't know what cute is. Hell, even Mitch in his "super-cute" form isn't all that cute as well! Isabella, who is widely regarding as the cutest girl in the history of cute girls, deserves that recognition. She's cuter than any Meap, and we know it. I have seen a thousand different things, each of which are a thousand times cuter than Meap. And yes, Isabella Garcia-Shapiro is one of them. So to summarize, Phineas Flynn really does need to get his head reexamined and readjusted. Because quite honestly, Meap doesn't fit the bill of being cute. I could name a bunch of things way cuter, but since I don't know where to begin, and I don't wanna flood this blog entry, I will spare viewers for now. If Phineas and Isabella could just hook up or something, that would be cute, not Meap. Now, mind you, this doesn't affect my ratings of the show. I still think its one of the greatest television shows of all time, but unless this definition of cute being off track was done in a funny way, I really think there needs to be a little more effort if anything "cute" is intended to be created for the show. But believe me when I say this. I know what "cute" really is. Trust me.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Meap Me Halfway

Well, it seems that the long-anticipated Phineas and Ferb episode "Meapless in Seattle" has come and gone, but there are still dummies who believe Phineas and Isabella have any major moments in that episode and based on what I've read about it, there are in fact none whatsoever. All these crazy fans are just doing this to once again try to make us believe "Phinbella" will happen or has already happened, when clearly, this isn't the case at all. As long as Phineas remains oblivious to Isabella's affections, there's not a chance in hell that they'll ever become an item. So why fans continue to persist is beyond me. Just what does it take to slap some sense into these lousy, lying fans anyway? Keep hoping, but at this point, "Phinbella" is never gonna happen. The movie had its chance and it got flushed down the toilet, plainly and simply. So now, at this stage, I would advise any Phineas and Isabella fans to just quit believing everything everyone is saying about them. If you're not prepared to accept the ugly truth, just give up on them right now. Because all this stuff that keeps flowing around is just nothing but bullshit.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Xehanort Strikes Back

WARNING! SPOILERS! This post contains spoilers regarding the latest Kingdom Hearts video game Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance. View at your own risk, or try not to look for that matter, if you want to play the game and find out for yourself what happens.

This is not an April Fool's joke! The seventh world in the Sleeping Realm is... The World That Never Was! So it seems that like in Kingdom Hearts II and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, the world is back once again and is the location of the final showdown with the the master conspirator behind everything... Xehanort, as his younger self. He is the true villain of Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance. And yes, he was the Mysterious Figure who was the secret boss of Kingdom Hearts: Birth of Sleep. The next plot of the Kingdom Hearts series has yet to unfold, but when it does, expect a major twist...