Psychopath Fandom

So the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is set to continue for some five more years, but halfway through only Season 4, I received word of one of the most mentally disturbing things in all of bronydom.  It began with a letter...  And in its contents, a deranged brony, whose identity has been blotted out, writes a sane letter in which he claims that he and Twilight Sparkle are getting hitched in a summer season.  As sane as the letter appears to be written, in actuality, this one brony might have actually been affected mentally by everything pony in this series.  I mean, Twilight Sparkle is a purely fictional character and thus doesn't exist in real life.  How much clearer does that need to be to these bronies?  I mean, sure, we don't have to say things like "Oh, she's just a fictional character, we don't have to feel for her at all, so we don't care", except maybe Derpibooru, in which its users are notorious for writing unkind and maybe even spiteful comments on just about anything that gets uploaded.  But seriously, how in the hell did the bronydom come to this?!  And this was about a year ago!  This one brony is totally nuts!  Crazy!  Deranged!  Psycho!  And if this whole series is due to continue for about five more years, think of what could happen to the entire brony fanbase by then.  Their brains could be so full of pony that they lose sight of reality altogether and maybe even end up in mental health institutes!  And that's when the lawsuits could begin.  So for all we know, this letter could be just a sneak preview of what terrors from the brony fanbase have yet to come.  Beware, the mentally challenged bronies!

...And go ahead.  Don't take me seriously.  See what I care.

Brother vs. Brother (And a Mentally Disturbing Universe)

It has been speculated that the Super Mario World hack known as "Brutal Mario", thought to have been on hiatus or cancelled by some, has a Demo 9.5, which is believed to reveal that the hack is nearing completion.  However, it has also been speculated that some info posted on the Brutal Mario Wiki page might have been made up, as some things sound like they're mentally disturbing.  But one thing's for sure, Internet user Carol, creator of the hack, has definitely proved that the hack is still in production and maybe even in full swing.  And due to the insane amount of ASM coded into this hack, at this point, just acquiring the patch and a copy of a Super Mario World ROM will not be enough...

EDIT:  Ignore this post.  Demo 9.5 is fake, all of it.  The real hack is nearing completion anyway, but it's still not known if it's within the boundaries of a 4 MB ROM.

Return of the Royal Knight

Well, what do you know?  Looks like the Crystal Empire's newest royal guard recruit, Flash Sentry, HAS made an appearance in Season 4, contrary to head writer Meghan McCarthy's claim that he wouldn't.  He even smiles briefly at Twilight before departing.  Hm, what was the intention here?  Did Meghan make that statement because of some negative reviews towards Twilight's would-be romantic relationship?  Or was she just trying to make those bronies squirm for the umpteenth time?  And if that's case, those bronies sure deserve it!

Nyah, nyah, bronies!  Nyah, nyah!  You mad?  Good!  You bronies deserve every slap in the face that's coming to you because there's just no pleasing you, is there?

Honestly, they should just go back to cheering over Justin Bieber getting arrested or something because they're just back to threatening Meghan McCarthy and maybe even all of Hasbro all over again.  Well, here comes the shitstorm... again.  Dammit, bronies.

Yu-Gi-Oh! It Never Ends...

I guess this was just too predictable.  A new Yu-Gi-Oh! series is set to start immediately in Japan after the finale of Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, sometime in April 2014.  Perhaps these anime series aren't meant to end after all.  Well, at least it's a sure-fire sign that ZEXAL will end after the whole Barian mess is taken care of.

But check out the new main protagonist, Yuya Sakaki.  He's wearing goggles!  This is like right out of a Digimon anime series almost.

Well... so much for 5D's being the last series...

May the Fourth Be With You

Well, it looks like the premiere of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 4 has come and gone.  Guess that means I'll soon be back to episode reviews.  Although, I suspect it will take a while for me to get around to actually doing them due to my insane schedule as of now.  Until then, enjoy the episodes.  I, on the other hand, am not so confident about possibly liking some of the episodes.  Also, if I take a really long time getting back to these episode reviews, it's because I have contemplated taking a slightly different approach...

Twi Wars Episode VI: Return of the Shitstorm

So, Alicorn Twilight is now coming to the official comics beginning in Issue #13 and onwards.  So what?  I'll tell you.  It means that according to Equestria Daily, the shitstorm that was thought to have mostly subsided since Equestria Girls came and went has returned once more to take the Internet by storm.

"Oh no..."

Oh yes, return of the shitstorm.  Aren't these bronies just so frigging evil now?  Seriously, why doesn't their fan base just close up shop and go home?  Do they seriously want to take over Hasbro for all this?  Or maybe I should ask if these bronies now want to usurp IDW Comics?

"Oh no..."

Well, in any case, the shitstorm is back.

Advance Wars: Totally Lashed!

A web comic series of parodies is now currently in production.  Click here.