WARNING! From this point onward, the following reviews will consist of using EXTREME profanity. It is advised not to proceed past this point unless you are 21 years of age or older. Profanity will be used to express personal opinions only, so there can be no one responsible if anyone is immensely offended because you have been warned. If you can handle large quantities of profanity and you're ready to proceed, by all means do so, but of course at your own risk.
"I used to wonder what friendship could be; until I surpassed those who first showed it to me."
Holy Fuck-turds! How the hell is this possible?! The unbeatable Wonderbolts, the fucking Mary-Sues who always win...
...did not take the gold this time?! Okay, I'm convinced. I'm reviewing this episode so I can find out just exactly how those cheeky, arrogant, invincible flyers representing fucking Cloudsdale only took home the silver... even if Ponyville surpassed them by a slim margin. What the fuck happened?
Spike: Huh? Who the what now?
Ah, yes. That. Wonder if it was worth Twilight fretting over her test.
So let me get this straight. Twilight seems to be okay with Spike basking in praise and special treatment and talking like Barbra Streisand, but she doesn't seem to be keen about his fetish for Rarity? I don't how to feel about that.
What a cunt.
My God, you bitch! You fucking cunt!!!
- FUCK YOU, BITCH!!
Ms. Harshwhinny: You're a fire-breathing dragon.
Ms. Harshwhinny: [growls]
- Spike: Nevermind. I'll keep trying.
Ah, heck. I'm gonna go for Round 2.
HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!
Well... You all know what's coming next time. The big one. The Season 4 finale. And I'm not looking forward to it one little bit. But... I have to review it... even if it destroys the shit out of me. No turning back now. Wish me luck.