Thursday, November 8, 2012

Third Time's Not the Charm

Fans, bronies, and pegasisters are getting jazzed up as the clock continuously counts down towards the debut of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3.  However, I personally am not looking forward to seeing it, even if it's for the sake of doing these critiques that pick each episode apart.  From doing them, I have learned how going in-depth can really help see the bigger picture of things and why I believe the series can't keep going on its current course.

For starters, King Sombra is described as a monstrous creature who so far doesn't even speak.  Wired has declared that the series is taking a dark twist with the debut episodes because of the new villain, meaning that it's quite clear that the staff has all but forgotten the intended original demographic of the show.  Quite frankly, it seems that director Jayson Thiessen doesn't seem to have any concerns that little kids who watch the show (he does know they exist, right?) could get freaked out, regardless of the characters.  If I may bring up an example of something that had to be done for another show watched by kids, let's discuss Lord Zedd for a minute.  Zedd is the first American-made villain for the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers series and when he was first introduced, he was considered so dark and mean that parents of viewers filed complaints demanding that the character be toned down in some way, which of course happened.  Zedd gained a more lively personality and a sense of humor to boot, but for all I care it could have been because he teamed up with Rita Repulsa, the first villain of the show, who became his wife.

Now I'm not insinuating anything, but something similar could happen with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.  As cool of a villain as King Sombra is, if he ends up scaring the little kids watching the show and if there's even a death in the series, however unlikely, it could affect the ratings of the show and everything.  If bronies are to be the new targeted demographic, then the series might as well be rated PG like Star Wars: The Clone Wars.  That CGI series is one thing because they recommend parental guidance.  And King Sombra isn't the only reason why Season 3 could suck.  It seems that throughout the series, several antagonists make it seem like the land of Equestria has characters who are only black and white.  In other words, they are not likely to change their ways.  Examples include Gilda, Trixie, and Diamond Tiara, and being black and white basically goes against the whole "Friendship is Magic" thing.  Wasn't it supposed to be the whole point of series?  To show how "magical" friendship can be?

So you see, as much as the older audiences of fans are hyped up, in actuality I really don't think Season 3 is gonna go over well.  At least not for me and for anyone who's in the same boat as me.  Well, I suppose I should just wish the staff good luck... getting out of a ditch they're getting themselves into!

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

I Am... The Storm is Over

Thank you... everybody...

President Obama is here to stay for another four years.  We are secure, I assure you.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Disney's Star Wars

In case it's not obvious news by now, Disney has purchased a $4.5 billion deal to own the rights to LucasFilms, including the prized Star Wars franchise.  Adding on to that, since the deal has been sealed, Disney has already started working on a new Star Wars trilogy, beginning with Episode VII, set for a release in 2015.  As with them owning the rights to Marvel, besides owning LucasFilms for the sake of making lots of money, which is pretty much all that Disney wants anyway, this new deal may just prove to make LucasFilms stuff even better.  But it's gonna be interesting to see how these new Star Wars films will run with Disney in charge.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Post-Halloween Fright: He Wants Your Money

That's right, stupid citizens.  Your sorry mistakes are gonna cost you because soon we'll be living in a dystopia where millionaires like Worm-ney live peacefully and happily while poor people suck dirt beneath their heels.  Scared yet?  You should be.  After all, it is by your filthy hands that the electoral votes will reach their final count and with the evil Republicans emerging victorious, the U.S. is forever doomed.

Black Doom is disappointed and he wishes for your extinction.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

True Nightmare Night

So, now that Hurricane Sandy has come and gone, barely leaving a dent in the far reaches of the Northeast, the real frights can come on Halloween, right?  Wrong.  In comparison to just simply having a good scare and stuffing our faces with candy, what we faced a few days ago and what we're about to go up against after the votes of 2012 are in... well, let's just say that Halloween's Nightmare Night is nothing.  We've had our pre-Halloween fright in the form of a superstorm and for the cherry on top, our post-Halloween fright will be here momentarily when ol' Butt-ney takes over our country no thanks to the winner-takes-all electoral votes.  And you stupid Americans have no one to blame but yourselves when our country falls.  After all, who's making the stupid decisions to vote for this evil millionaire king who desires nothing more than to create a paradise for only rich and sophisticated snobs who could care less as we suck dirt beneath their heels.

Damn you, American citizens.  I hate your guts and I hope you suffer for what you've done to yourselves.

Oh, well.  I'll always enjoy the three episode saga "Field of Screams" from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, which for years has become my favorite Halloween pastime.  Until next year, good riddance American people.  Because of your foolish decisions to be naive and believe a power-hungry madman, I no longer care about what happens to any of you.  Begone from my sight, vile humans!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Frankenstorm

Soooo...  What do you make of this?  Hurricane Sandy is about to collide with another oncoming storm, which will create one hell of a mess in the mid-Atlantic.  Whereas up here in the Northeast, we anticipate not much more than wind and rain.  I wonder if New England for much of the time is considered a "safe zone" in comparison to the rest of the country...  Well, here's your early pre-Halloween fright for you.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Cutie Bloom

My colleague Black Kyurem has submitted a second story to FIMFiction.net, this time in light of all the times Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon exemplify the act of segregation and bullying, particularly towards Apple Bloom.  The story is meant to show us the worst-case scenarios that can come out of this international problem and Black Kyurem was nice enough to dedicate the story to Phoebe Prince and Amanda Todd, two teenage girls who became victims of bullying and both committed suicide.  So let's be a little sensitive here.

Cutie Bloom, by Black Kyurem